Karachi K Halat!

Karachi K Halat!
Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
  

May, 14 2010     240 chars (2 sms)     4260 views       Funny

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