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A sardar ji pulled
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
What do you call
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
.
.
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
Nobody teaches
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
It''s the sweetest
It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
teacher 2 child
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.
Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?
Chour Ne Jawab Dia....
Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
No Ans.
Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.
Then Again He Asks,
Wife: Nahi Kaha.
Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.
Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker
Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha
(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
ap nay pichlay sal eid par
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
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