Cockroach k liye Powder

Cockroach k liye Powder
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
  

Sep, 19 2011     155 chars (1 sms)     2845 views       Funny

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HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy

NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy

FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena

Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''''HumAyuN'''' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->
MALLIKA dancing
public clapping


Remove top
More claps


Removes bra
More claps

Removes panty
SSSilence





Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,

Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,


Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,


Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
Dear jana
Smile Never
Speak Ever
Gum Sum Never
Share Ever
Hide Never
Care Ever
Left Never
Think me ever
Forget me Never
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho



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Phr socho








"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.