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Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.

1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,

BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->

So Don''t Jealous.

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Fizao me tum h

Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum ho Dhoop main tum ho .. chahyoo main tum hoo .

Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi theikana nahi hota

Tum pas hote ho tujh pe pyar aata hai,

Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,

Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,

Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.

tujhe yaad kar k
hume.

Bukhaar ho jata ..->

T R U T H

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila
Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K
Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega
Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo
Kbhi Khatam Na Ho
1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya
Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi
Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes
Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?

pathan ki girlfriend

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

"Aaj Ki Dua"

"Aaj Ki Dua"

Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!

Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf

Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki

Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!

Ameen

Ek Sardar 2 A Man : Yaar Musibat K Waqt

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

Actualy Chemicaly Physicaly

Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
R
.
.
.
.
.

"SO pagal

Officer: Soldier, do

Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->

Santa child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

A Nobel Award

A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->

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