When Grandma Is Unable

When Grandma Is Unable
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

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Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
  

May, 18 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2914 views       Funny

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Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara


Fir Kya Hua?



Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........



millions of tomorrow will come........



but still a hope is alive........




kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.
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A: U U Coffee!
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!

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"Soda Water" ;->
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->