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1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special

May, 17 2010 92 chars (1 sms) 2597 views Funny

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How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???

She Starts Her Sentence
With

"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->

shama pe chala mukadma

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,
pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,
shama boli...
parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,
mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,
khoon na karti to kya karti,
bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

A boy came running in the kitchen,

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

Customer

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

Yar i need some balance...

Yar i need some balance...

in my diet...=P:-P;->

I Was Standing In The Park

I Was Standing In The Park

Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger

As They Get Closer . . .

Then

It Hit Me . . . ;->

What do you do

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)

How did an intelligent

How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)

Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..

Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein

Bejan Phool ko khusbu

Bejan Phool ko khusbu dena koi aap se sikhay,

Rote huwe ko hasana koi aap se sikhay,

Dost banana to har koi janta hai,

Magar doston ko chuna lagana koi aap se sikhay..

HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!

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