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May, 17 2010     81 chars (1 sms)     1966 views       Funny

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MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Alwayz Remember ...

When SHE Cancels A
Date, It Is Because
" SHE HAS TO "

But

When HE Cancels A Date ,
It Is Because ,
" HE HAS TWO "
Read Properly
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Hakaya Makaya





Rumba Zumba





Timbak Tumbak





Gubba Jubba





Hiba Hu


Jinga Lala Hu...


Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
























I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
Rs. 500 k recharge pe Rs. 5000 ka Talk Time
Aur 11yrs ki validity
Call 1 paisa/min
60000 sms free!


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''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,

Lekin dil ghabrata hai

Kyon k balance jata hai

Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,

Jab kanjoos logon se

Sms ka jawab ata hai...!''


Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
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C__J

Tere ko tapkane ka nahi,samjhane ka hai.Ajkal tere SMS kahin or jarele....
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita


Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita

wah! wah! wah! wah