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Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai
Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''
Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->
Dead Bird: A S
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
Gul Khan
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
What Is Faster
What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..
PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..
KHUDA kArE Aap jAb b SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO..
Un sAb mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
english sher by pappu
English sher by PAPPU:
Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->
Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,
Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,
Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,
Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,
Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu
tu
tu
LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)
Q: Wat do you call
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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A: A Rumour.............
''tiger buscuit
''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,
~*~Tamana~*~
Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''
spell the word silk without looking here
spell the word silk without looking here
now say "silk" 5 times
what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,
This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:
''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano
''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
Is dress ka kya price hai
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
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