Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!

Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN
  

May, 12 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     3398 views       Funny

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Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye
Tou
Tou
Tou
,,???

(".)
<))>
JL

Tou Yaad Rkho K
"Puthey Kamman De Puthey Nateejey" ;->
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
How do you tell a rose to go to the mOon ?
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GULAB JA MOON