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Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
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Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Yaa ALLAH ..!!
Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena
AMEEN
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Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
How Are You Dear
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
Ap ne DIL churaya H
Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.
meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.
''What is the difference
''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,
Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,
Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,
Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,
Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...
Q: Agar William Shakespeare
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Socho Socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
Ek waqt tha Aap
Ek waqt tha Aap k msg aise aate thy jese kisi ne aap ki KHOPRI pe PISTOL rkhi hui hy
or aapse msg krwa rha he
mgr ab lagta he...
GOLI MARDI..
"BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?
StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
main bewakoof main
main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe
Admi Dukan Dar Se
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye
Dukandar: Nap Batayen?
Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
Is sard mosam me tumhara sath ho
Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho
Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!
Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen
Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!
I LOVE U
"TAPAL CHAYE"
A boy fell in love.
A boy fell in love.
One day he saw her in a park.
He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''
Woh uske karib gia or pyar
se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->
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