Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
  

May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3099 views       Funny

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An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
.
.
Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.


2.


3.


Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,


Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,



Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,




Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.
Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .


I Promise You

















I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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Nice na...??
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast




If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
U know my engagemnt is fixed










Its after 73 days









Surprised!










After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
Once Hrithik is trying to convince Preity Zinta about his love. She is so adamant that she doesn''t care... Finally, Hrithik gets a fan and starts and confesses his love... Preity Zinta is convinced and happy!

Batao kyun???

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Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"