Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
  

May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2935 views       Funny

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Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah











Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

















Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.''
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo





Thora Aur





Thora sa Aur






Abay Sunta Nahi Hai


Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur






Thora Left Se Aur

Bus Bus Theekh Hai





AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?



before scrollin think.

























answer is 1
Remember 5=1
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...




seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me