Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3175 views       Funny

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What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
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Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
I''m glad love doesn''t com wid price tags. for f it did, id never afford someone as great as u.


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,

but


f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-
A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->