Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3163 views       Funny

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Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,


Us k 11 bhai ha,


Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,


Lekin abkoi masla nai,


Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,


Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,


FARQ TO PARA HA



GEO MUSHARAF.->
Aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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.
.
.

REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P
“HIMMAT FAN”

Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.

Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.

Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha

Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..

Haath Ka Pankha

“HIMMAT FAN”

Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…

“HIMMAT FAN"
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

And the man replies, "No, just spots."
Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum



PAKORAY le k ate hen!
Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro

Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO

Wo Guzar Gaye Pas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai

Q K Me Cycle Pe Tha Us K Pas Thi Pajero :->
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki