Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]

May, 13 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 3154 views Funny

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Man to barber: cut my hair short.

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