Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3555 views       Funny

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Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
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