Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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May, 13 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2493 views       Funny

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Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>
Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
..
Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

.~.
Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D


High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Kch Hasil Krna Ho To Hmesha Apne Dimagh Ki Suno
Agr Dimagh Se B Koi Jwab Na Aye To
Ankein Bnd Kr K
Socho



K


Mere Pas Dimagh Hy??
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"


"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"


"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"


"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!
Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.
You''re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you''re getting to be an old guy.
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen