Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]

May, 13 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2752 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Its God''s responsibility

Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->

a mothers love y

A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.

Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.

Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~

Butt: Sir hun meri

Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

School and College Difference

Difference Between School &
College:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)

Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...

Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...

wo soye hoye the....

Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...

hum soye hoye the...

Moral:-

''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''

How Wud u Differentiate

How Wud u Differentiate

Between

Murgha & Murghi

Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?

Simple Hai

Throw A Stone. . .

Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha

Aur

Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->

What Is Pure And Simple

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->

d card k golden numbers dikhao?

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

tongue twister th

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

ng Is Possible

Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wana Example ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Very Simple Yaar,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]

You Know That Old Saying

You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Man to barber: cut my hair short.

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages