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Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
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Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge
Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho
Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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peak freans sooper
Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,
Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
a sweet demand by a kid
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Kyun K
Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
''A mathmatical question!
''A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
patient doctor you
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
Baap Betay K Skool Se
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai
Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain
palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain
bury duao ke bhaad paya hain tumhain
aasany se nahin melay ho tum
INTERNALTION ZOO se chuarya hain tumhain
welding waly k paas le jaon ga
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Gareeb shohor bola:
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....
Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
Aik pathan dusre se
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
2 Sardars lookin
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Wo Hume Barbad Krte He
Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He
Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
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