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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,
Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,
Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...
Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
"Aaj Ki Dua"
"Aaj Ki Dua"
Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!
Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf
Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki
Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!
Ameen
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
Pathan
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
shalwaar gheron wali banani hia
Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.
Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
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"CITY OF LIGHTS"
Kehlata Tha ...
Magar
Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->
A Pathan Was
A Pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.
Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do
camery wala ha
Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?
admi : 28000 ka
pthan heran ho kr
camery wala ha.. :p ;->
Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
*
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
*
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
aik dafa pathan nay
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
Phir Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
tum ko captain banaya team ka
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
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It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!
R u ready??
Here we go
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The question is:how many times did u press the button?
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