Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2139 views       Funny

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