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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Man To Pathan:
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???
Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
close ur eyes... think abt ur self
close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!
Facts Abt Me:
Facts Abt Me:
Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity
TUM SACHE,
TUM
SACHE,
PYARE,
IMANDAR,
SAMAJDAR,
AQALMAND,
SHAREEF
Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,
Jo log chand niklnay
Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
Un
K
Liye
Arz hai k
.
.
Wo aaram
Karain
Kyon
K
.
.
.
Mera aaj ghar
Say
Bahar
Nikalnay
Ka
Koi
Irada
Nahi....
aliens have contacte
ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
..
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
AND
ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly
At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly
"Dont try to move from your seats,
Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana
Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani
Ab To Bas Kardo...
Ladko Ko Patana...
bas bohat hua b
Bas Bohat Hua
Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
"SAAF SAAF" ;->
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
time there was a sexy girl
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
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