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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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aik aurat apny baty
aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.
1 Aadmi Baba g Se
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .
Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K
Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
.
.
Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam
Wapda Waly Hr 50
Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:
Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:
Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye
Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?
Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,
JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,
JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,
TAB!!
MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga
Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga
Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost
Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
Tu Khud Ko Beshak
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
French : Our Ancesters
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So
ROMANTIC
Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So
THERKEY.
:-)
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
Uffff load shading
Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath
faraz
naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar
1. I may be paranoid,
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.
2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.
3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
The Dentist To The Little Kid ...
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...
'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''
'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
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