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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho
Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho
Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...
baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
The Poor Wish To Be
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...
The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...
The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...
And
The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
Kisey hor nu na dassin...
Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
.
.
Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.
msge neechay hai....
msge neechay hai....
aur neechay....
aur neechay.....
aur neechay.........
mujhe nahi pata tha k tum aik msge k liyee itna gir sakhtee hoo .......
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse
Jyada Kehna Manega,
Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.
Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D
Friedship is just like
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG
YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , ,
Woh Kehte hAiN
''''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->
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Lux
Sunsilk
Tulsi''
Bioaamla
Dalda
Mobillink
National food
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Candyland
Walls
Ahmad fabric
Aur
Sultan banaspati
ki jaanibse aap ko
Durr Fittay Moou
Karate is a form of martial arts
Karate is a form of martial arts
In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,
Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
nahi pata..??
answer) D-Cold
Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?
this is quite simple...
answer) D''Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
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