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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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''jee kia chaheyeh
''jee kia chaheyeh
haan kia chaheyeh???
msg parhna hai?
ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo
yeh mesg hee tu hai''
7 angels came to
7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress ." dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko "
memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
A girl askd her boyfrnd:
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
The ''eternal'' truth
Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?
The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.
Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
3 din select karta hun
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Human beings r soluble in water.
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing
Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition
Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt "FARAZ"
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt
"FARAZ"
.
.
.
.
.
Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,
Excuse Me!
Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
Message of the year:-
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
I''ve written a nice poem 4 u
I''ve written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...
Mental Hospital is not so far..
How can a Sardar
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
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