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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
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DOOR SE
Latest News On GeO. . .
Latest News On GeO. . .
"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .
Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "
GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
A woman met a man
A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
garam shakar kandi
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
bara gosht mana kia hua hai
In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,
"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.
Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.
Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare
Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare
Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............
dangerous position in which to sleep
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Wo Soye Huey Thay
Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye
Hum Soye Huey Thay
Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
Professor:
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
jam
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
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... ...
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
(",)>
<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
Ek aadmi raat ko 3
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..
''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,
to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
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