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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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Friends Are like
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Ek Intihai Adbi Sher Arz Hy
Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy
"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->
(NASEEBO LAL)
Old man walkng on
Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell
Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?
Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots
Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye ! .
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.
Daddy ye school kia hota hy
Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
last night katrina said 2 me
Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!
I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->
pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-
1 of the most entert
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
whn a girl falls dow
Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs
Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki
Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...
Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->
Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion
Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hay?
Studnt:Imran Hashmi.
Teachr:Wo Kaisay
Studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.
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