Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Ans:

1 => No Mind

2 => No Business . . . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2559 views Funny

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What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

i know its your birt

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS

Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.

Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
.
.
.
May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.

Sardar 2 his wife

Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:

Ek bacha dorta howa

Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->

Yestrdy my mobile

Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.

Dr.NOKIA said

"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

That

If V Were Da Last People
On A Sinking Ship. . .

N V Have A Single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .

I Will Miss U Yaar . . .

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->

dulhan ka mngater

1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha

Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?

Usny kaha

Nhi Me Semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor''s way"

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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

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