Old phrase:

Old phrase:
Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
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New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)
  

May, 25 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     2690 views       Funny

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Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.


Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..


If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

Kya hua missed call kyun di thi?




























90 Öut Öf 1OO Fools Would Rply For Thiz SMS, Send It 2 Ur Friendz & Check How Many Fools U Know..
Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
Keep Silence

For

2 Minutes

In Memory Of

Those

Poor

Helpless

Hopeless

Mosquitoes

Who Died

Last Night

By The Stnech Of

Ur

Body . . ..





Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????





think guys






ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!