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Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
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pathan lawyer
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).
Client congrats you have been successful.
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet
iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo
"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
daata darbaar chalo gay?
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?
Driver: jee haan
Nargis: kya lo gay?
Driver: paisay
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
HelLo U R So
HelLo
U R So
eet!
S eet!
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S eet!
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S eet!
S eet!w
Sorry the word does''t fit for u !!
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
A Boy Going In Car.
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying
In The Middle Of Road.
He Came Out And..
To Be Continued..
To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
there is nothing to
There is nothing to read in this msg.
U still coming down? ? ?
Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.
Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
kya Matlab main samjha nahi
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
indian President
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?
Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..
balance muft charge karny ka tareeqa
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
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