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Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
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Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,
Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,
Jismey Paani Kam Hay,
Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
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May, 21 2010
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jab light jati hy tou
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
Wife: Suna hai k jannat
Wife: Suna hai k jannat main husband ko wife ke sath nahi rehne detay
Aisa kyun?
Husband: Arey paglee, isi liye to usay jannat kehte hain..
We Have Been Listening :
We Have Been Listening :
"Practice Males Perfect ... "
But
Also That Too :
"Nobody is Perfect ... "
So
"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
Rasila as RUS''MALAIE
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
"Mujhe Dhundo"fu
"Mujhe Dhundo"
"Kya hua thak gy
NAHI
"To pir dhundo
"AB RAHNE DO"
Hum diloon me rehty
hain mobile me nahi..-;>
Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?
Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!
Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...
Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->
"Some people ask
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Pathan
Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se
pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet
most iraqis think t
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed
Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He
.
.
.
.
.
.
MISSED .. ;->
twice h0liday in a week applied
Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.
Bt i hAve a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.
Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
100
100
Ri ...
Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->
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