Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2978 views Funny

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Mausam Mast hai,

Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”

fool nebrfoolon ki

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

To live a life,

To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them

Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

5 sardars & a girl

5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,

BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,

Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)

Sardar:Bachpan

Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

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COORPORATION VAN

pagloon ko
uthane i hai

tumhay

apnnni dosti
ki kasam

plz

plz

bhag jaooo!![haha]

Aik hotel mein naye

Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:

"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."

American: Oh God!

American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->

Most Innocent & Heart Touching

Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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