Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2461 views Funny

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''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''

Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy

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Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu

Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha

Sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha

Santa:

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Bhikari Pathan sy!

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n

"I f

O u r

C o n s t i t u t i o n

A l l o w s

U s

F r e e

S p e e c h

Than

W h y

A r e

T h e r e

P h o n e

B i l l s ..." :=O ;->

Santa:

Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

A successful man is

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy

Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy

Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main

Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->

Passenger:Bhai

Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

Passenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....

Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

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