Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2528 views Funny

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aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!

I Am The Most

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...

Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

''Banane Wale ne

''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''

Bindas hoke Jeenay

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....

Boley to

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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

Socho....

maa badaulat!

Funny Definitions!!!!

Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

Customer: I need a ladies suit.

Customer:
I need a ladies suit.

Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o

I Heard That Good Looks

I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill

So, Please Dont Look At Me

I Dont Wanna See You Die

Golden Words .

Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .

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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)''

DON ne ab jurm ki

DON ne ab jurm ki dunia chor di hy

Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya hy

So plz...

Balance ki surat mei DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
Aap ka khadim MUFTI DON ;->

knock knock

Knock knock...

Any1 there?

Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

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( ''(;)'' ) ,@@@
=(,,)=("'')<-@@@
(""),,,("") "@@

Roses specialy 4u...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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