Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2794 views       Funny

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To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"



It''s Two Steps Forward


One Step backward


And Then


A Sidestep ... ;->
YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , ,

Woh Kehte hAiN
''''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->
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Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
Faraz In Arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"