Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2646 views       Funny

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Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!


Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?


A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her

&

A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;->
Dear Customer,U have now subscribed Kanjusi Package
U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid untill ALLAH give u TAUFIQ to send Sms ;->
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..



Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
Super Killer Joke
.
.
Boy and girl are sitting..
.
2 dogs kissed each other
.
Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
.
.
Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->