Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 3185 views Funny

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Santa: Tum guitar

Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

Teri sorat arz kya hay k

Teri sorat

arz kya hay k

teri sorat...

Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai

Jese chotay say drwazay main moti anti phas gai..

Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Mein Khudkashi Ker Li

Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li

Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?

Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,

''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''

See Stars Are Blinking

See Stars Are Blinking

Moon Is Shining

&

Breeze Is Singing

Because

I Ask them

To Greet You

A Special Night ... !!! :)

WHEN

WHEN

YOU

CANT

SEE

THE

BRIGHT

SIDE

OF

THINGS...

THAN

POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->

Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->

Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Dil Khoobsurat Ghar

Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar

Dosti Khoosurat Rishta

Aur Aap

In Taman Cheezo''n Pe

Badnuma Daagh ...

Bura Maan Gaye

Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,

"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!

mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,

"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!

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