Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2443 views Funny

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she is kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''

(Shortest Joke)

(Shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D

''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti

''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''

Interview 4 New Admission

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
.
Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

Lover Gives Love

Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->

teacher zinda rehne

Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???

Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->

A Memon On Death Bed..

A Memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r U All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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