Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2264 views Funny

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Molviyon k group mai

Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"

End of the World in 2012 means

End of the World in 2012 means

I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)

Piaas Lage To Pani

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . .

Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->

Teacher :

Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence

Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy

Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy

Or

Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .

JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb

Or

Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->

Train Me 1 Larke Ne

Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai''n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->

mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

Karachi''s Girls.

Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

You Know WHy

You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
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