Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2904 views       Funny

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A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aajaye.
Jesay aap chahey
wo aap k paas aajaye.
aap sara saal kanwara na rahey.
aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aajaye.
Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...












Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU


KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE









Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor

Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->
student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.


Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.