Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 3319 views Funny

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ArE You MaLe Or Female?

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

Answer Ke Liye NEachay Dekho

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Bewakof Yahan Nahi Apne NEachay -:)

Baithe tere khayalo me

Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...

Tasvir bhi bana daki aur
likha ye paigam..

"zinda ya murda,

pakadne yale ko 5000
nakad inam..

Few Sweetest kisses...

Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Gaalib ne apni mashooka

Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''

CID Officer:

CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.

''Dream makes all things possible

''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''

sentence with a direct object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.

DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000

wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?

wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
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Pastry ;):)

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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