Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2360 views       Funny

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Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???


Student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


PICHIK ... ;->
Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.

Thank you.

.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤

Clean WoRlD.
Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,

Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey ki aulaad

Saanp ke sapolay

Bhains ke bachray

Bakre ke maimney






Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na
''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''
Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!




















Banda Zameen Par Nhi Girta.
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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.
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!


Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,


she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.