Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2761 views Funny

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2 pathan masjid me

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)

Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai

Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-

Never Mind People. . .

Never Mind People. . .

When They Say U''re Mad

B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You

M = Make

A = A

D= Difference. . .

''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy

''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''

800 kamro ka mehal ho motiyo se sja ho drbar

800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

Sb mil skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

Soja merey yaar

ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->

shaddi

Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti

Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".

Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,

Judge Ne Safa Khola To

Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.

Ganpt "Is Tara K 4

Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen

Shoaib Akhtar Says

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|

taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D

Student seeing

Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)

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Wife : Tum tou chahty

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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