Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2659 views       Funny

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Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 A Gal?







Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
N Lock Her In A Room
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Witout A Mirror..
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"



Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
''Banday kol mobile v howy,

Balance v howy

sada number v howy

tay banda faregh v howy

wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,

Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:


Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....


Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...


Arey Pakar Liya..


Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???


Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?



The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.


Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!


Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''
I LOVE U



I WANT U



I LIKE U



I MISS U



I TALK U



All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE "
2moro we wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-