Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     3112 views       Funny

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Jao..!
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Janab..!
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Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
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Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

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Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
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SON: Under Water, Dad.
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