Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2337 views Funny

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jis ko main nay

jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.

Real Heart Touching Story

Real Heart Touching Story
"A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.
next day he asked about the gift.
b.f:hows the bird??...
g.f:very tasty:-)

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

jis shAkh pe charAy

jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.

Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,

Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye

......ali..........

''OPEN WITH LOVE

''OPEN WITH
LOVE
,,,,,/////////-\\\\\\\\,,,,,,,,,,

KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,

TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,

WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......

BAS WOHI

3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
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INSAN BAN JA !

Arz Kiya Hai Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.

Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.

wah wah !

Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit

Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait

Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->

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Tik

Tik

"Duzzzzz"

Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->

A Boy Sat On A Train

A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->

computer is shameles

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

?

?

B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011

New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram

Team:

Bekar younus

Rashid takleef

Shahid afriki

Inzimam full duck

Shoaib kambakhter

Umer bull

Kamran khatmal

Kana Naveedul Hasan

Mehman butt

Extras:

Baitsman

Baiman farhat

Danish maleria.

Life Of A University Student

Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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