Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     3150 views       Funny

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The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling
Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->



Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!

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