Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 3157 views Funny

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A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman

As Long As

He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]

''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya

''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
saath main teri khushbu laya
tab meray dil main khayal aaya
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya''

Filmi life or Asli life

Filmi life or Asli life me kya cheez common hai?
Boy: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shaadi hoti hai;

ASLI LIFE me shadi k baad bahut mushkiley shuru hoti hai

Napolean says

Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.

1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha

1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha
Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
Bachi:Kachi Mai

Pathan:Kachi Kon Si Class Hai?
Bachi:Hamre Class Mai Farsh Nahe Hai
Is Lye Hum Ausey Kachi Class Bolte
Hai . . . . . ;->

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->

Girl: when we get

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....

Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun Saath Deta Hai?

Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

Saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........

Ur CHAPPALS !

Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

a pathan called fm radio said

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

1 Raja Tha Wo

1 Raja Tha Wo
Itna Khoobsurat Tha
Itna

Itna

Itna

Itna
Itna

Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna

K
Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

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