Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2539 views Funny

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What is the height of Flirting?

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with

"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...

''1 admi apni biwi ko

''1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola lagta hy

"POHANCH GAI"''

pathan public toilet gya

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

Karachi Me 500 Grlz Heart Attack

Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
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255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai

Kyn k

Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
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"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P

Larki Doctor Se

Larki Doctor Se
Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hun To Ajeeb Becheni Si
Hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes
Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or
Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->

Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam

Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->

T H O U G H T Of The Day

T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..

School me master

School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "India Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper

A Married Man Have

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...

Ladko Ko Patana...

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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