Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2301 views Funny

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''A rupee is easy 2 earn...

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''

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MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:

MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:

1. It wont happen again

2. I m single

3. She is jus a frnd

4. Im Sorry

5. I like u

6. I dont wanna loose U

7. Im telin d truth;-)

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

Laash Paani Mein Tairti
Kyun Hai..??

Kyun K . . .

Doobne K Liye Zindagi
Chahiye . . . ;->

cheeni leny chaltay hain

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,

Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

Santa : People

Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Question To Pathan:

Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?

Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.

BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai...

BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...

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kaise?
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nahi pata?

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main batao?
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M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..

Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

Mother :

Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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