Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2812 views Funny

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TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos

TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,

Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->

tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

WAH..

tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU
OR CHERE PE HASI HAI,

aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI
L--LLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!

''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Wah wah..

''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''

One Day Teeth and Tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,

Qabr khudwai

Agar Aisa # Kisi

Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga

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Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On

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ishq ki tarap maar deti hai

Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->

confusing day in America?

Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America?
Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!

Aik baat bataoon?

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
Arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"

Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi

Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

I'm going

Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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