Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2843 views Funny

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Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia

Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

?

?

B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

Press down if you think you are MAD,

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi h

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?

Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....

A Sardar moving

A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

''bethay thay

''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz

..
..
achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Najane log q darte hain,

Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->

Jony Jony

Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
Why Baba
Remove Ur Simcard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
Well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha

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