Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     3304 views       Funny

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"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge


Wah Wah


DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..
why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?











bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)
Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..

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MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

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said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...


But

Remember
Whatever You Do


















You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain