Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!