Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 3017 views Funny

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Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

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Samajh lena k
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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.

Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha

Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai

akbar kal maine sap

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
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Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
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2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''

Aur DoN.. 03343004071

Police
15

Ptcl
17

Love
143

Fraud
420

Murder
302

Muslim
786

Cigeratte
555

Beer
5000

Jazz
111

J.Bond
007

Aur

DoN..
03343004071

Aam zindgi..

Aam zindgi..
hum ek bhi ladki nahi pata sake..
College ka 1 semester khrab ho gaya....

Mentos zindgi:- ek bhi ladki hume nahi pata saki...Unka 1 semester BARBAAD ho gaya....

Meri Ek Naak Hy

Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do

Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do

Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy

Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->

''Teacher: Agar tm

''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?

Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"

or,

Choti ko "MINIMUM"''

khaansi ka elaaj

Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)

1st girl- my dog is

1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!

Some Funny Signboards ...

Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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