Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

May, 26 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2759 views Funny

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pathan public toilet gya

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

girls remove their sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That''s Why

When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

.

.

.

Girls Remove Their Sandals.

1 charsi dosre se

1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

A Man Can Be Happy

A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .

As Long As

He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->

Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larke Ki Maa

Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->

Wats dhE diffrence

Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir

Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Ab SLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!

I''ve written a poem

I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Jb pakar lo to dil katra h daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta h choos lo

Q K Sal mei 1 bar jo ata hai

"AAM"

;-)

happy sumer

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

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