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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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May, 26 2010
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Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?
Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?
Then y r u avoiding me?
Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo
Ur behaviour is really hurting Me
With Love
ur
BATH SOAP ;)
''Heer: Main
''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!
Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''
A mobile is like a
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
.7.... ..8... ...6..
.7....
..8...
...6..
(L)(O)(V)(E)
(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(C)(H)(A)(H)(T)
Yeh Taveez Mujhe Mobile
Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai
Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send Karon
Ga Us Number K Istemal Karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...
Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE
SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
wese tusi na.....
wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)
Whn A Girl Falls Down
Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs
Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki
Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...
Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!
ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
''tiger buscuit
''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,
~*~Tamana~*~
Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''
1 baat tou btao
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna
Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga
Dekho
Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn
Sach Sach Btana
LIGHT HY ;->
mummy dady and baby sitting together
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
.
Q?
.
Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
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