What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

May, 26 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 3639 views Funny

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What makes a man

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure!!

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Baby Baby , Yes Mama"

"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...

Wife: If I Removed

Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

TUM Hi TUM HO"

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main
Rony Main

Jagny Main
Sony Main

Pany Main
Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''

Ek truck doosre ko

Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"

an excellent road sentence

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:

"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->

Subha SMS

Subha
SMS

Shaam
SMS

Din me
SMS

Raat me
SMS

Ghar me
SMS

Office me
SMS

Jeena
SMS

Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

In which case

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

shopping

dil hai k manta naheen,

dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,

na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

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