What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
  

May, 26 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     3521 views       Funny

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Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-
Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt

"FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->
Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue

"PAKISTAN FRIENDSHIP COURT"

ki dfa



"SACHI DOSTI"

ke tahat hamari

"DOSTI KI ADALAT"

tumhe hamre har janam ka dost manti hai aur tumheumar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti ha.

WE WILL BE FRIÉÑD$ FÖREVER

Bolo sazamanzur hai?


have nice Day
Height of secrecy...


Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?



Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!