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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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May, 26 2010
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Misbah hum Sachin
Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
I love to walk in a rain
English Theory
"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"
Pakistani Theory
"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
'' Happy Teachers Day
'' Happy Teachers Day "
Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
If Some1 Asks Me
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,
Shayad hum un jaise nahi.
Dikhane ke liye hum bhi
bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,
Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de
hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.
Pride, Attitude And
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Neend jab b mujhe
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei
AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
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''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
.
.
.
.
.
Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro
Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro
Magar Ghar walay kehte hain
Abhi Umar kam hai beta
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