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when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
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when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
Indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
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Aj agar apka sms
Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!
Sachi
Warna.........
Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..
ipl ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz
IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !
sania ne to pura india reject kar dia
hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*
Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.......
Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........????
SocHo......????
Nahi Pata....!!!!
Uff Kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari
Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->
If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground ...
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai Pappu .
Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .
Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena
Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Wen u see de mirror & u dont laugh at urself,
dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience
:-)
Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
*
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
*
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Customer: If I post this
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
LOVE is the second
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..
ofcourse girls r the first..!!
but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
Student: DUBUK
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???
Student: DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
GULUM
GULUL
PICHIK ... ;->
What Did 0 (Zero) Say To 8(Eight) .?
What Did 0 (Zero) Say To 8(Eight) .?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s Said !
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NiCE BELT . . . ;->
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