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when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
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when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
Indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
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Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Wo Soye Huey Thay
Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye
Hum Soye Huey Thay
Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
apni biwi ko 100 ap
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai
Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon
1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.
Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
Main naha rha hon
Tum naha rhe ho
Wo naha rhi hy
Ham sab naha rhe hyn
STUDENT:sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
A Meaningiful Sentence
A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard
"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “
A Silent Msg For All . . .
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy
Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.
Aameen
Sun Makes Moon Shine
Sun Makes Moon Shine
Curent Makes Bulbs Shine
Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd
Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?
''Harpic''or ''Domex''
Definition of Laziness:-
Definition of Laziness:-
"Its a talent
of taking rest
before you get tired!!"
Pathan joined
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...
Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /
Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "
The Girl Said : " NO . . "
Then . . .
They Live . . .
Happy Ever After . . . ;->
High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
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