Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
  

May, 19 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2740 views       Funny

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Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
''Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

A

B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...
What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?


























Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->
A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
'''' OYE ''''















































'''' HOYE '''' ;-
Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy


Q K

Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->