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LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .
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LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .
LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .
LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,ACTION STAR IS FATHER,ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,TOP STAR ISLOVER&THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "hAmY" ;->
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May, 20 2010
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2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.
Le das ay ki film hoi?
Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
tipz to beat da summ
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
Teacher Asked A Student
Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?
Student : Jii, Pehle Butt
Phr Rajput
Phr Darzi
Aur
Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
jahaz tofan me ghir
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
70 Years Old Man
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.
Friend : Kr Lo
Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?
Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
2 Aadmi Memon Ki
2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha
Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->
Boy: BUS aur LADKI
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.
Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
1 admi mrty waqt dost se
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
Put Ur Hand On A Hot
Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...
That''s Reality.... ;->
''A study has proved
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''
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