*JOKE*

*JOKE*
*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
  

May, 25 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2169 views       Funny

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40th Birthday Messages

What most persons consider as virtue,

after the age of 40

is simply a loss of energy.

Happy 40th Birthday!
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With


Neighbours Daughter
Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Munna bhai : Yaar circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai..
Usko letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit : Bindaas likhne ka.. Sister I love you. Tumhara Munna bhai
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!



Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






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Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho



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"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)