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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
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May, 25 2010
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Santa:
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Bush ko agr joota
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?
Wah wah
Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?
Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!
Taaliyan!:
Can you explain
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
''What are 3 words
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
chanda or chokri:
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
apna bacha ab chalne laga hai
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
Failure is not only
Failure is not only
when ur girl friend leavz u.
But Its when
u dont try for her friend.
Whoever Says ''Money Can''t Buy
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...
Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...
Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH
SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI
LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI
BaNtA : WoH KaIsE
SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
Top 3 Universities Rule :
Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k
Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
.
Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D
Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.
Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.
But
Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.
THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-
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