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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

May, 25 2010 111 chars (1 sms) 2559 views Funny

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Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->

A Group Of Feminists

A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?

Ladies N Gentalmen

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.

Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.

Kaisey?

Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil

to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey

"Haseen O Jamil"

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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,
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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

English sher by PAPPU:

English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->

Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?

? ? ? ?

Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.

Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower

Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->

Wat did an IT engineer

Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?

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guess..!

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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...

aaj tum boht afsurda

aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,

Iss ka matlab hai apun ka nishana sahee laga.

teacher what is

~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

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