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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

May, 25 2010 111 chars (1 sms) 2698 views Funny

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Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

zarday aur zardar

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

william innocent nargis

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.

Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.

TEACHER : How Do You Spell

TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .

TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!

STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->

Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->

A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

ap insan nahi ho

ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.

ap to aik farishta ho.

kon sa farishta?

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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)

patni maike ja kar pati ko

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

urdu ki book main likhaa hay

urdu ki book main likhaa hay

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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay

A Man Was Injected

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->

deposit it in my account

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY

Deposit IT In My Account ... (:

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