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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
  

May, 25 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2425 views       Funny

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Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@


LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@


KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI


N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI
ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho
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Wah wAh
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ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho,
Meri jaan sach sach batao ye kapde kaha se churati ho.
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay



Kia Le Ker Jayenge



Mujhe Sms Na Ker K Kitne Paise Bachayenge



Itne Paise Bacha Ker Kia




Mobile Me CNG Lagwayenge ;-
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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DELETE
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?

American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain

Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,

Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!
Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???



Socho



Socho




Socho



Aur Socho










Rehman Dakait ...


6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)