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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
  

May, 25 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2323 views       Funny

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Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!
Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Other Actors . . .
It''s Called ''''OSCARS''''

When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Peoples . . .
It''s Called ''''ELECTION'''' ;->
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
why i hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....