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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

May, 25 2010 111 chars (1 sms) 2701 views Funny

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Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

sardar g..

sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!!
2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy.....
iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...

I love to walk in a rain

English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Wife Opens d Door.

Sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->

remember divorc

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

Mere Sugar Se Mithay Milk Se Goray

Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam

Aur

Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost

Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->

kick off ur shoes

Kick off ur shoes,
take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake.
Make it a day,
that"s simply Great!!!
Happy B"Day..

Man:My wife is too good.

Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk

Pakistan Aur Afghanistan

Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????

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Sochoo.

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Me Batata Hoo

Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai

Boy proposed a girl.

Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don''t
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her."......

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