*JOKE*

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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
  

May, 25 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     3295 views       Funny

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PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,






SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*







EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)
Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
what brand of tea do people like the most!!!








Prei-tea!
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...

baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
Real Heart Touching Story
"A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.
next day he asked about the gift.
b.f:hows the bird??...
g.f:very tasty:-)
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :D
Jis Terha ek Machhar
Maarne Se App
SHIKARI
NahI Ban Jaoge















Theek Ussi Terha
2-3 Sms Kerne Se
Aap BHIKARI
Nahi Ban jaoge... :P