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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

May, 25 2010 111 chars (1 sms) 2952 views Funny

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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

u murdered ur friend

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

How can a Sardar Kill

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

am going to usa

Am Going To U.S.A.

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days...

Surprised?

After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009

''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,

''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''

Wo kOn c Movie Hai

Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..

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"MR.BEAN" ;->

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..

''Sharab bani to maykhany bany

''Sharab bani to maykhany bany

Husan bana to diwany bany

Koi to baat hai aap main

Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . .

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .

Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker

Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->

A sardar goes

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

If Someone Asks Me

If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And Say Proudly ...

"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->

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