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May, 05 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     2590 views       Funny

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".
Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!


Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually Someone Said To Me That

" I Look Like U "
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???




bcoz



In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?






B''coz





Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->
pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "

Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->
According To A New
Study ....

''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

Especially


''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->
NA jane kesse kesse log pallay par jatay hain zindagi ki dour main me agay barh jatay hain par kuchlog apke jassay b hotay haindo char $m$ ker do pechay par jatay hain.



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".