Asif Ali Zardar K Baad

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???



Socho



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Aur Socho










Rehman Dakait ...
  

May, 17 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2748 views       Funny

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Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?


" i looked back at the moon & said

"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
Wonderful couples in this world


Heart & beats



Night & moon



Roses & love



Fish & water




My SmS & ur smile
A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????





Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta
Plz don''t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!