Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha

Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Bht Log Saath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Sindhi b Janaze k Saath
Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
"Kalma-e-Shahadat"
Sindhi Zor Se Bola
"G.A Bhutto" ... ;->
  

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Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.
What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''


































An empty pocket... ;->
Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...

majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
Choose 1 Option:

If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs

If U r..
christen=sms me

If u r..
hindu=miss call me

If u r..
sikh=no answer

Ab faisla kar Lo!
Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

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Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?



Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




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Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->