Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha

Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Bht Log Saath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Sindhi b Janaze k Saath
Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
"Kalma-e-Shahadat"
Sindhi Zor Se Bola
"G.A Bhutto" ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3957 views       Funny

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# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name...
But
you ignored me and continued to eat
Banana
and
swing
on the Tree... :p
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



To







To



Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
Height of laziness-

@

@

@

STUDENT sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET..
Since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times


WEN I DISTURBED U ...


IRRITATED U ...


FRUSTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"I''LL CONTINUE"!!
Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???



Socho



Socho




Socho



Aur Socho










Rehman Dakait ...
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.

Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.

Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge

Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne

Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!