Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha

Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Bht Log Saath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Sindhi b Janaze k Saath
Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
"Kalma-e-Shahadat"
Sindhi Zor Se Bola
"G.A Bhutto" ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3876 views       Funny

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1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!
aGr 1 FamiLy k..

WaLDen baChoN sE,


BachAy WaLdain Se,


B.v Shohar Se,


Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,


Behnoi saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,


JhoOT BoLaIn..


To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?




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Star Plus
Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!



Sachi



Warna.........




Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

Then y r u avoiding me?

Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo

Ur behaviour is really hurting Me

With Love

ur

BATH SOAP ;)
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...


Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .









Then What Is 111. . . . ? ? ?









Think. . . . . .








Binary Version Of JAMES BOND. . . . ;->
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->