True relatives always

True relatives always
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
  

May, 18 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     1738 views       Funny

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a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..



he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"



son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai


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Nai nacha?



Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha

Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
train se yaad aya...










train se yaad aya...







[remembered from train...]









train se yaad aya...








o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->
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Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki Jaib kato or sms k Lye Paise jama karo




If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->