Lawyer:

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

May, 18 2010 201 chars (2 sms) 1789 views Funny

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my wifes first husband

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.

Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

Hamare Office Main

Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.

aj, kal, harpal

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR

Everything is "Pre-Written"

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

larki waley aap ka

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larke Ki Maa

Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->

es sms ko itna fwd karo k

Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.

Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.
Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"
Hotay Hain.
Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

Assalam-0-Alikum Aaj ki taza khabar..

Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..

News Paper mein hay...........

fun

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

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