What a married man

What a married man
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
  

May, 18 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     1937 views       Funny

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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
wen i was sad; u were thr...



wen i was crying; u were thr...



wen i was unhappy; u were thr...


ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung



















16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"


Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''


Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
,.+""-., ,.-""+,
#( -_-) (-_- )#
("<>") ("<>")
""-., ,.-""

Remember
























Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
Feeling Sad?









Then Imagine
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Im Wid U


( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
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Now U Happy?

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No?
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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!