students are very bright

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

May, 13 2010 103 chars (1 sms) 3081 views Funny

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1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi
aur 1ko lahore chor aonga.

dosra bola wo q ?

pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?

Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.

God thought that since

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"

Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->

Height of Bindaasness..

Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"

Phool Kharab Nahi

Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein

wah wah wah
phool kharab nahi hota
makhia kharab karti hein

Bacha Kharab nahi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain;)

ehsan quereshi style

Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!

American Bacha:

American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy

Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, youâ€™ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Father To Guy

Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->

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