Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena