students are very bright

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

May, 13 2010 103 chars (1 sms) 2714 views Funny

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Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"

You are one of the

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Indian Airlines slogan

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.

Marriage is the

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

Ek Aadmi Business Main

Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->

Question: Suna he k:

Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy

to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me

friend 2 pathan ya

Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
.
.
Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Guess

Pakistan railway track

u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)

ek pathan bandoq le kar

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)

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students are very bright

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