Two guys were

Two guys were
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
  

May, 21 2010     409 chars (3 sms)     2037 views       Funny

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Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
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Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

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Na bhi gire to?

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LOVE YOU!
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Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

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Arz kia hai...
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