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May, 21 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     3178 views       Funny

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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...



Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~


Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?













Us ki achi tarbiat..


Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?




Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.






A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->