PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy
PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy


DOCTOR:
Khy?


Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.



Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?


Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
  

May, 19 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2286 views       Funny

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