A punjabi women i

A punjabi women i
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
  

May, 21 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     3051 views       Funny

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MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..

PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..

KHUDA kArE Aap jAb b SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO..

Un sAb mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ???
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Simple..... Start with Two Million !!!
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?

Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?

Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main

Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.