A punjabi women i

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

May, 21 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2646 views Funny

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Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)

Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai

Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai

Fir Bhi Labo Pe Hasi Rakhni Padti Hai,

Ye Haal Tab Hota Hai Yaaro,Jab

Lambe Safar Me Su-Su Rokni Padti Hai

Wrong

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,

merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,

chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.

Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko ko ko ko ko

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ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,

Can v do romance in

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Vakeel:

Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

a stupid guy:

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

We Say We Luv Flowers,

We Say We Luv Flowers,Yet We Pluck Dem.

We Say We Luv Trees,Yet We Cut Dem.

& We Still Wonder Y Sum R Afraid

Wen Dey R Told Dey R Luved

Patient (Wakeel):

Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>

Aankh Garmi se.

Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

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