A punjabi women i

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

May, 21 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2468 views Funny

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What is 10 inch long

What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...

guess........

think what it could be?????

try to think........

the answer is ....

Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

2 twins apny kamry mai bethy thy

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

Q:What is the Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne

Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai

Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->

Arz Kia Hai.. Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..

Arz Kia Hai..
Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..

Wahh..

Uufff..
Ye Kiya Keh Dia Meine..

DilKo DilSe Rah Hoti Hei..

Gooli Maaro To Thaäa Hoti Hai....!!

Sweet But Not Honey

Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine

Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->

Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .

Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

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Its My House
Gift 4u
Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo
Main Road P Reh Lon GA
Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai

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