A punjabi women i

A punjabi women i
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
  

May, 21 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2420 views       Funny

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Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.


A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAKISTAN "
Consequences in
Aerica...






A girl rushed over to her
husband..


Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

It Starts Wid Fire..

Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?

We R Chain Smokers! ;-)

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->


Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

Plz Give Me A Message . . .

That U''re Still In The World . . . :->