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Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi
Aur
Unka Ek
"Mike Hussey" :-)
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Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
A successful man is
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Why dont nails
Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,
BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''
pathan public toilet gya
Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
aaj humara unwaan hai maa
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
faqeer1 rupay ka s
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab
Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
friendship
Friendship Is A Sea
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Go Deep In It
Go Deep
More Deep
Chal Bus kr Hunn Dubb K Mrna Ee..
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.
Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:
"Saboot To Utha Loa"
In 1 year, 12 months,
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.
Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
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