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''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
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May, 24 2010
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3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.
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and
u give 5 to sarah.
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and
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raat ki neend nahi to kya howa
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Ya Allah
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