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Murder Of English..!
Murder Of English..!
Murder Of English..!
Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink
U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.
Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me
I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->
kEEP sM|L|NG :->
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What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts
Society Has ?
If A Watch Goes Bad,
They Say BAND HAI.
And
If A Girl Goes Bad,
They Say CHALU HAI !!.
koi takleafday chee
Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .
Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi
BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,
HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki
DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
....Go To HELL....
....Go To HELL....
Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??
So
...GO TO HELL....
Aadat Or Ada Me
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-
Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
A Finance Faculty
A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? "
Student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
french our anceste
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So
ROMANTIC
Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So
THERKEY.
:-)
pathan angoor bech raha tha
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
How do you recognize
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
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