Murder Of English..!

Murder Of English..!

Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink

U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.

Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me

I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->

kEEP sM|L|NG :->

May, 18 2010 229 chars (2 sms) 2838 views Funny

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Khudi ko kar nalaik itna

Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle

Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.

Goverment nay laga

Goverment nay laga diya SmokinG pay bann..

Toyae Zoyae Aain Gain../ :-D

Sincere Pray To Allah:

Sincere Pray To Allah:

(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->

Ameeen.

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

Subha SMS

Subha
SMS

Shaam
SMS

Din me
SMS

Raat me
SMS

Ghar me
SMS

Office me
SMS

Jeena
SMS

Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->

Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:

Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:

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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P

''Free ho?

''Free ho?
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ha tum sai hi kaha hai
Free ho?
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Main ny pocha hai Free ho?
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Yar tumhe sunai nhi dyta kb sai poch rehi hun free ho kya?
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Bhar mai jao na bataooo
:)''

a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"

A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

im willing to a

I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!

I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,

B u T ...

I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->

Do You Know The Meaning Of

Do You Know The Meaning Of
"B M W" ... ???

Bohat Mehangi Wali Car ... ;->

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Murder Of English..!

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