Murder Of English..!

Murder Of English..!
Murder Of English..!

Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink

U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.

Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me

I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->

kEEP sM|L|NG :->
  

May, 18 2010     229 chars (2 sms)     2520 views       Funny

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Salesman : This computer will cut your workload by 50%
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Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?

Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon


;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!


Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m So Sweet ;->

Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.



Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....



(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)


Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..

sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki


Aur


Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki

Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->