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Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
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Kehdo un pharno walo say
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Once there was
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
''Can A Kangaroo Jump
''Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
I'm going
Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.
Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.
larki wale aap ka
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
Aik Elephant agar
Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
My Eyes – Miss U
My Eyes – Miss U
My Feelings – Loves U
My Mind – Calls U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Widout U
I love U
“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....
Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
a day will come
A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE
Your NAME
Yur FAME
Your PERSONALITY
Your THOUGHTS
Your VIEWS
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Congratulations
Its Ur Day ;->
michael jackson ko sms
It is my fault:
Ye sab mere ghalti hai.
Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k
"I Don''t Love You"
Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Tumhain Kia Pata Gum Kia Hai
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai
Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai
Tum Ne Tou Hamesha
Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
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