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Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
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Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
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May, 26 2010
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Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?
Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
Tera Fone Number Kya Hai
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
A sardar''s response
A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST
8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?
Munna Bhai:
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?
Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??
Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...
Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
Never think more
Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .
Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .
Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->
man to barber cut my hair short
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay
atay thay
jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai
pestol rahki hoi hai
or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
?
?
?
?
?
mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai
''Red ROSE pyar k liye
''Red ROSE
pyar k liye
Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye
White ROSE
Shanti k liye
AUR
Aapke liye?
?
?
?
?
?
?
NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye''
kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha
Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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.
Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D
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