70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it��s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
Nam, Arbab Rahim
umar ka koi hisab nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka dabba rang kaala, Suar jesi shakal, 18 feb ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy...
kisi bhi Bhai ya bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->
