Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain

May, 26 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2619 views Funny

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What is the diff

What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

who is the leader of ducks?

Who is the leader of ducks?

Ans. Frog

Why?

Because frog is MAINDUCK

Zarori Elaan

Zarori Elaan

City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!

Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To

Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain...

One Day Teeth and Tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

2 girl frndz

2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..

apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..

Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...

dulha mil gaya

Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)

diff bw ignorance

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.

Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.

Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)

I Know

I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-

doston se raabta kam rakhta hun

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->

A HINDI Teacher

A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:

"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"

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Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

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