Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain

May, 26 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2651 views Funny

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U came alone pic

U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"

adat se hay

Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

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Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->

Hi Agr Aap Dunya Mein

Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

Tou

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Tou

Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->

Teacher To Pathan :

Teacher To Pathan :

"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...

Pathan:

Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->

Teacher :

Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->

MEN BEWAKUF... MEN BEWAKUF...

MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...

shshhhhhhhh....ahista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai.

perfect student

1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)

Sentence With a Direct Object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

O Mere Makhna Meno

O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna

Har
Vely
Hasna

Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna

Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna

Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna

O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->

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