70 yr old man

70 yr old man
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
  

May, 24 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2402 views       Funny

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''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child
my Kaka is ill ek Week Da,
Na eat da,na Sleep da,
Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da,
nl nak v leak da
Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them


Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........



millions of tomorrow will come........



but still a hope is alive........




kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit








































PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....


ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....


ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam

msg parhne walo ko
mera salam

Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo

Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
ICC has decided 2 shorten d

durationof next world cup.


It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,

Wife:Konsa ?

Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge


Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
K B C
Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s