70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
