70 yr old man

70 yr old man
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
  

May, 24 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     3067 views       Funny

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Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se




1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha



(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)




Wrna!












INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
The fight we had last night was my fault,


my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..

Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai

tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
JAb

Tumhari

Shadddi

Ho

Gi

Tu

Tumhari

Biwi

K

Pait

Main


Mera

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Mera

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BHATIJA ho GA


Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai Pappu...
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Warna Hum Tou Chumma Chaati K Champion Hain... :P
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...





..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..





.Baat ho to kaise ho.



Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''
If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.