70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...