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70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
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May, 24 2010
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Collage Ki Ladki.
Ghar Ki Kidki.
Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
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ek sawal hy sochne pe majb00r kia hua hy
Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..
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MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..
SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..
LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..
SawAL yE hy k..
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JAb
MurGhi
AndA
FrEE
Me
DEti hy..??
To BAzAAr
Me
Rs.6
Ka
Q
BiktA
Hy...? =P ;->
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
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6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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.
Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
Impressive quote..
"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
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JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
to b a good profes
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
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