70 yr old man

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3019 views Funny

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in soft gleaming nig

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

American Police

American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

Will Osama Be Captured ?

Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470

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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg DhoomdhtA hAy.

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->

In battle Sardar g

In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.

Why?

Sardar g replied

'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤

Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8

This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D

''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI

''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DAIKHO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL HY AAO MAIRY SATH JANGAL KI SAIR KARRO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGAY AIK HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY AIK SHAIR HIRON PINY KI TAYARI KR RAHA THA CHOOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY KHAINCH KY AIK THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY POOCHA KEH AAP NY ESSY KEYOON MARA TO SHAIR BOOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY YEH:-''

Teachr 2 Students:

Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->

Tum Sari Dunya

Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style

Tumhara Sub Kuch

Sub se HuT ker hy

Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy

ChaL HuT . . . ;->

Thousands of yesterdays are gone........

Thousands of yesterdays are gone........

millions of tomorrow will come........

but still a hope is alive........

kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!

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70 yr old man

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