70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya K Dhu al-Qi''dah K Maheney May Jo Shaks Kisi KO 100 Rupee Ka Card send Kary Ga Qayamat K Din Ussy WARID ki Sim Free Miley Gi!!!!
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life, success before work, & divorce before marriage. but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives. !!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!