70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . ......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no ! . . . 5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . . 18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
