70 yr old man

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2212 views Funny

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

tipz to beat da summ

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:

HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"

100 gARM mitti..

100 gARM mitti..

100 gram Kankar.

25 garm k keeray makoray

5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)

Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!

when we throw a ball in the air

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Law Of Love

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana

Good friendship doesn''t

Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.

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