70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo aurat: kesay? Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho! Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"