70 yr old man

70 yr old man
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
  

May, 24 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2094 views       Funny

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American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I''m Goin To USA

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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne

White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?



A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd


& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
''mobile deshese
CALL

chicken ka maza
SMS

sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL

daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE

faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota

Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota

bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo

Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota.''

Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye

Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye

Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran

Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->