70 yr old man

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2641 views Funny

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LOVE is the second

LOVE is the second mistake created by god..

ofcourse girls r the first..!!

but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-

2 ways 2 suicide.

2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.

Mother: David, come her

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.

Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega

Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)

What is height of Active laziness

What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Kya Aap Pachvi

Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He?
To Batao?
Agar Ram Sita He,
To Ram Kya He?

Socho Socho

Simple.

"Darji"

Samje Pachvi Fail

Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,

Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,

ishaq ko roog maar
detay hain,

Aadmi khud nahi marta,
Aap jesay khubsourat
aur bewafa loog maar
deta hain...!!!!!!!!

hai smart

hai

smart

bohot
wo

hai

bheja

ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se

niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid

womain

confused

Before U

Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..

After That,
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Who Cares?

He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..

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70 yr old man

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