70 yr old man

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2073 views Funny

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Mujay pata hay is waqt

Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay

hath men b pakra huwa hay

us ko daba b rahay ho

tumen sharam nahi ati

Andar dalo apna MOBILE

Dear Indians,

Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

Sorry For The Late Delivery!

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

1 waqt tha

1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.

Four guys

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

MONEY:

MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!

In battle Sardar g

In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.

Why?

Sardar g replied

'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤

1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,

1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...

kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,

Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,

Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,

Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

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