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wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
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wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd
& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
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amir khan ne 3 idiots
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P
GEO PAKISTANI ;)
teri bahen se pyar karte he
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
A 60 years old bachelor
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
honda city mei bethn
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...
Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
Pathan interview dene gaya.
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
Life me hamesha
Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
tum UNMARRIED ho
''1 mandir tha jis main
''1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay.....Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb.
Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,, ***Bhagwaan***gaeb.........''
KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->
''Hello Janu!
''Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''
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