wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?



A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd


& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
  

May, 18 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3191 views       Funny

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Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?



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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??
















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