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wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
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wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd
& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
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exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
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GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?
TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
What will Himesh
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
SANIA MIRZA Details:
SANIA MIRZA Details:
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Weight: 56 Kg
Height: 165 Cm
Colour: Normal
Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.
Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
Dad: if u Pass
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!
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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''
valentine qareeb hai
Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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From
Apka apna
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Meherbaan Qadardaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Ye Bandar
Ab Sms Parhe Ga
Aur
Muskurayega
Aur Sms Frwrd
Ker K Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga
Taaliyan . . . ;->
Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
Wats d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON ..
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