wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?



A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd


& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
  

May, 18 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3494 views       Funny

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k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

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Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

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Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Science 100 - 00

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