wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?



A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd


& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
  

May, 18 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2170 views       Funny

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Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)''
Viaah De Mauqe Te Jado Dolli Turi Te Duhe Da Mobile Vajya

Us Te Ringtone Te Gana Lagya C

"Dil Me Chupa K Armaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale" ;->
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei










AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.
Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It


Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U


Never Say
I Can''t Live Widout U
Say I Live 4 U


U''ve Been Trained
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->