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wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
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wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd
& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
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beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Height oF Joke:
Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!
Since Den He Stopped
Wearing Shirt!!
pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
Boy: I LOVE U...
Boy: I LOVE U...
Girl: ME TOO...
BOY: How much u do u love me???
Girl: As much as u do...
Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"
''Ye balo Khubsorat
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
Nai nacha?
Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,
MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI
KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR
RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab
ApP Ko PaTa NaHe
ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
1 Jamadar Gutter
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.
1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"
Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
I love to walk in a rain
English Theory
"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"
Pakistani Theory
"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
jab tum aine ke paas
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful"
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
" aprilfool, aprilfool "
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