wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd

& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!

May, 18 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3676 views Funny

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shaadi

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

Why we don''t study whole year &

Why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!

FUNNY...

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

Two guys were

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

Insan k ander

Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.

on this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.

Laws of sex: The more

Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,

Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai

Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,

Lardki: Choro na,

Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,

Lardki: Choro na, App B.

Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..

Young Son:

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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sunain ge????
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waqeyaeee sunain ge?
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.aap ko mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai

Dis ones awesome!

Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day

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