wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd

& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!

May, 18 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3100 views Funny

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Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

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6 reasons to prefer GUNS

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

human beings r soluble in water

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

boy school se rota hua ghar aya

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..

Bcoz..

There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire

The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire

Is . . . .

To Become A Billionire And

Then Lose Money . . . ;-

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"

Doosra Aadmi:

"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."

What do you do

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)

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