Whats the diff between Quaid-e-Azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad?
Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan. Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan. (‘.’) //”/\ Oh Teri _/”\_ Khair.
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai