''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy

''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''
  

May, 24 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2150 views       Funny

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Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?

Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon
Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
Wat wud
U do if..


U lose me
1day?


























































































So cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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jese aandhi main shoper atay hain..''
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
Heartbeats are countless
....
Spirits are ageless
....
Dreams are endless
.....
Memories are timeless
....
A friend like you
.......
Shameless!!!


1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->