khan yar abi tumha

khan yar abi tumha


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2801 views       Funny

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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
Jin:
"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"
Aqa:
"Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere Acount Mei Daldo.
Jin:
"Aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas Nahi, Mei Jin Hon ZARDARI NAHI" ;->
Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya

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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)
3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??


Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,

Hey! Thats me...

Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...

Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur

Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

k


Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''