khan yar abi tumha

Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga

May, 06 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 3217 views Funny

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Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"

Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"

Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater

Again twins
MAx & climax

Again had twins, she got
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"Stop & Fullstop"

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''

Suno.............. Mehsoos Karo

Suno..............

Mehsoos Karo

Badal Ki Garaj

Bijli Ki Chamak

Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond

Tum Se

Cheekh Cheekh K

Keh Rahi Hai

AbaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi......... ;->

Boy friend is fun,

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?

2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

Lub Pe Aati Hai

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

Man In Restaurant

Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting.
Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?

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Truck K Peeche . . .

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Kia

Socho

Kuch Socha

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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

Police Aa Gayi....

To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI

POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???

CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....

POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''

<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,

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(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

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