khan yar abi tumha

khan yar abi tumha


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3095 views       Funny

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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)
Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay



Kia Le Ker Jayenge



Mujhe Sms Na Ker K Kitne Paise Bachayenge



Itne Paise Bacha Ker Kia




Mobile Me CNG Lagwayenge ;-
Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
Hukmraano K Hain 360 Din,
Awam K Hain 5 Din,
Aye Aye>

Hoy Hoye,

Aye Aye>

Aye Aye Jo Aye
"Budget"
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Hoy Hoye
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha


Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''
a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..



he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"



son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"