khan yar abi tumha

khan yar abi tumha


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2676 views       Funny

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Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.
yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...



Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???





Batao ???









Haar Gaye






Altaf Hussain ... ;->

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!
chotha mai karna bhool gia!
paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!
chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,
maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe


Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata,

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.