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khan yar abi tumha
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khan yar abi tumha
khan yar abi tumha
Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?
Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy
Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
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Sab Kaho Aameen
Aaj Ki Dua:
Aye Allah!
Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
Mureedni:
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
teacher punishing th
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??
Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher
Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
May our friendship turn into silver
May our friendship turn into silver
silver into Gold...
Gold into diamonds...
And
May our diamonds be forever....
then we will sell it OK?
fifty-fifty ;->
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
ARRAY YAAR ...
ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....
KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
A man goes to the
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
1 ghar main twin
1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:
"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
Breaking News ...
Breaking News ...
Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k
"Murghi Haram Hy"
"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->
Khush Ho Jao
Khush Ho Jao
Bhangra Dalo
Cityan Maro
Table Bajao
Takrain Maro
Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao
Gol Gol Ghomo
Aaj Rat
Han Aj Raat
12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.
StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
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