khan yar abi tumha

Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga

May, 06 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2689 views Funny

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aankhen

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...

biggest mystery of m

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)

theepa

1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????

theepay dy moo waleya

amir khan ne 3 idiots

Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)

A Rose Is Always A Rose

A Rose Is Always A Rose

Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital

To The S.H.O,

To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->

Love is magic

Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.

If u have 1 father, call me.

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye

Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?

Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko...

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)

Phaansi l----l- l ''.o. l /l\ phaansi l JL ll

Phaansi

l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll

Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.

LATKA DALA salay ko

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khan yar abi tumha

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