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khan yar abi tumha
Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?
Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy
Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
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"SWINE FLU" .
They Said ...
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
Funny
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?
TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.
Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
1 Pathan Apne
1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"
Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
PAthAn 2 BosS
PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!
BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->
if 1=5 2=25
if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
before scrollin think.
answer is 1
Remember 5=1
The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That
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He Is Often Wrong
But
Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
In Ghajini
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
The Chief Excitement
The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,
Zindgi main sabko
hansana,
Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,
Phir bhi koi gham day to
90
pay phone lagana
"THOK DENGE"
saaley k
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