khan yar abi tumha

khan yar abi tumha


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3329 views       Funny

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- ZONG REVISTED -

Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....


NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai
















Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”