Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa

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Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
  
May, 18 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2363 views       Funny

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sam i have changed


Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
...NaYa FunDa...
...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Aik hotel mein naye
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:


"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
One Day Teeth and Tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..
LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..

GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..

MUJHE NA SMS KIA TO..

APKE 12 BACCHE HONGE...

JO

3 GANJE

3 NANGE

AUR


6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)
FILM dekhni hai ?
FILM dekhni hai ?


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Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
acha to phir kal time se aa jana


Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->
A Lawyer Sent An
A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client

With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old

By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His

Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae
chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HAI bUt thOdee lAmbi hAi

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