If time doesn''t

If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

May, 20 2010 104 chars (1 sms) 2062 views Funny

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8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam

Jeo Musharaf

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->

Sardarji: Doctor Ji

Sardarji: Doctor Ji Apko Taankay Laganay Attay Hay?

Doctor: Haan Attay Hay Kaha Laganay Hay?

Sardar: Ye Lo Chappal Pay Laga Do

BaThRooM SoNgS:

BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!

QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!

GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-

Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,

Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,

Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!

Teacher to Sardar:

Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.

*KUCH LOG*

*KUCH LOG*

Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,

Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,

Or

"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He

"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik

"JiN" Ho... :P

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

height of change...!

height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?

Bored of getting good marks?

Try enginering

Marks se no marks

fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein

Aj Kal Zardari Kon

Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.

Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.

''Marriage is the proces

''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''

a fact about women

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

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