Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend:
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
  

May, 20 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     3518 views       Funny

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Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga



Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)


If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->


Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

"Faraz"

Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,









Aage karo





Thoda&aage





Dikhi







Nahi dikhi























"KAMENAY"






Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...




Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..