Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend:
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
  

May, 20 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2488 views       Funny

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."
Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.


A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho
Before you
judge a person,

Walk a Mile in

His Shoes
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After that,
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Who cares?

He''s a Mile away & the shoes r urs!

Take them & Run;-)
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)
I Feel That Tears Are The Best Frmds . . . They Come To Accompany U When U r Really Happy
N
They r There When U Really Sad, NoOne Wid U . . . They r Always Wid Us
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.

''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.