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Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...
Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?
Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,
K Hum So Gay To.
Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
taj mahal
dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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.
aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,
agar dada chichorey na hotey.
''A group of elephant
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
Friendship means:
Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,
u fell down in mud
i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->
somebody up there lo
Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!
2day i have not
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
i am doing candle lite
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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.
.
.
.
.
Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
God Thought That
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother
Then
Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
Karan Johar is producing a new film
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent
I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him
The movie name is
"AQQAL HO NA HO"
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