Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

May, 20 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3428 views Funny

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F a i l u r e

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Mareez Dr. S

Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.

Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,

i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham

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zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@

Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..

Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->

''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.

''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.

My Life is Full of Emotion

Wah Wah

My Life is Full of Emotion

P for Potti
M for Motion. :-)''

Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

If a boy gives

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)

Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->

Teacher :

Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains

Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab

Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->

Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho

Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho

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