Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend:
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
  

May, 20 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2391 views       Funny

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Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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socho khy.?
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple


Garmi nhi lagti.
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,





Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|

Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?


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Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.
In Pakistan Survey Report to me

How many girls want to meet HamY

Survey Results

YES: 9%
NO: 0%

91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai"bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai"
Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

A public Service Msg


Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !




"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->