Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->