Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend:
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
  

May, 20 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2105 views       Funny

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Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi


WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?


Ans plz
My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.
S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai


Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye


Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai


Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani



El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai



















EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,

mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,

rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,

tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

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HASINA !


man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->