Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend:
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
  

May, 20 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2406 views       Funny

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Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?






Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..


Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai



tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin



Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U''


Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar

Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??































Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?












,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->