Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend:
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
  

May, 20 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2214 views       Funny

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SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)
Faraz In Arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ



Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.


Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM



Daro Mat



Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!







Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)



PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.