somebody up there lo

somebody up there lo
Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!
  

May, 03 2010     79 chars (1 sms)     2346 views       Funny

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"An ErOtIc TrUtH"



In OuR

LyF

ThInGs ArE To UsE....

&

PeOpLe ArE To LoVe


BuT MoSt Of Us


OfTeN


UsE ThE PeOpLe

&

LoVe ThE ThInGs......
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"




A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant



C - Cute
D - Dashing




E - Exciting
F - Fantastic




G - Great
H - Humorous



I - Intelligent




J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong
Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy



Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab


Mulahiza Ho



Jee





Aik, Do, Teen, Char



Jee Janab



Dobara Irshad




Ahuun



Aik, Do,Teen,Char



"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."
According To A New
Study ....

''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

Especially


''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->
I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill



So, Please Dont Look At Me



I Dont Wanna See You Die
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...

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