somebody up there lo

Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!

May, 03 2010 79 chars (1 sms) 2285 views Funny

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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

one day i saw zardar

One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->

Uffff load shading

Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath

faraz

naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar

Teacher to Sardar:f

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->

What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :

Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain

Yaar aik warid kay card ka number send karo plz

Yaar aik warid kay
card ka number
send karo plz
(1000 wala)
jaldi...

main tumhain
1000 kay note
ka number
send kar
raha hoon.

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Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha

Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!

Hamei tu Sms ne Loota

Hamei tu

Sms

ne Loota

Call

Main Kaha

Dum Tha

Mere

Sms

Waha Ponchay

Jaha Balance

Kam tha.

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somebody up there lo

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