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May, 03 2010
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...NaYa FunDa...
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
If a black cat crosses you
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere, wat does it mean
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It means that black cat is also going some where ..........;->
''1 admi apni biwi ko
''1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola lagta hy
"POHANCH GAI"''
''chandani raat ti,
''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
''SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi l
''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin ka
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
APKI BATAIN...
APKI BATAIN...
APKI BOLI...
APKA STYLE...
APKA CHALNA...
APKI SMILE...
APKA SHARMANA...
APKI ADAA...
.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........
KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..?
Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.
StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.
April fool
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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