Sub se slow baat

Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?

Socho.

Or socho.

Ni pta.?.

"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->

May, 13 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2840 views Funny

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Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe Wo

Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy

2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n

Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

its a scary story

IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???

A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->

DONO EYES PE

DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz

Ye Larkharate Qadam

Ufff

Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha

K

Tum

CHARSI Ho :p

And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.

I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge

Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge

Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge

Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho

Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti''

Ache d0st ki kh0bian..

Ache d0st ki kh0bian..
1.kh0bsurat h0 magarmach ki trah
2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
4.khulus wala h0
Kutay ki trah
5.hands0me h0 bandar ki trah..

A'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0bian hain pyare d0st;-)

Lady: Dr. Plz.

Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside

Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)

Shaadi ke pehle

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

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