Sub se slow baat

Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?

Socho.

Or socho.

Ni pta.?.

"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->

May, 13 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 1921 views Funny

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What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . .

What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?

Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->

''What are 3 words

''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Advise

Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN

AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-

U R my best frnd.

U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga... :)

Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe

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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

Disco Dance Karte Howe

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

tipz to beat da summ

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

shaadi k din kareeb

shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Dont Know

Ok

I Tell U . . .

Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->

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