Sub se slow baat

Sub se slow baat
Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?



Socho.









Or socho.






Ni pta.?.




"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->
  

May, 13 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     3065 views       Funny

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!


Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?


ACHA


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GUL AHMAD

KIA PEHNY GA....?
Dere Is Always

Always A Little Truth Behind
Every Just KIDDING

A Little Curiosity Behind
Every Just WONDERING

A Little Knowledge Behind
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:
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MORTEIN.... ;->
The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .






If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->
Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai
ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)