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Sub se slow baat
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Sub se slow baat
Sub se slow baat
Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?
Socho.
Or socho.
Ni pta.?.
"ALTAF BHAI."
1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Girlfriend: And are you sure
Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Hi i''m Sardar,
This is my sardarni
He is My Kid
&
&
This Is My Kidney
Boy: From D day im ur frnd,
Boy: From D day im ur frnd,
i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.
Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE
wit me!
Boy: SHUT UP,
U made my pocket empty....
If Rakhi Sawant
If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?
Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?
Jeete Jo Marzi Par Ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha
** Breaking News **
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
When i dont get ur sms!!
When i dont get ur sms!!
A little pain in my heart.
A small tear in my eyes
And sadness falls on my face.
What is this?
Its nothing
“Just Dramabazi“ ;->
Jaane Kese Jeete Hain
Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,
MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
Welcome to Pakistan
Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:
MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies
CA:
Career in Alqaeda
MSc:
Master Sucide Course
IT:
Institute of Terrorism
MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency
What do u want to do...?
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