Sub se slow baat

Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?

Socho.

Or socho.

Ni pta.?.

"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->

May, 13 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2675 views Funny

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~Todays FACT~

~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

pathan ka murgi beemar huwa

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...

Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

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A woman had triplets

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FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa

KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe HotA

AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt

bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny

AcHa kAm kIa ky

Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa

pathan 2ble sawari j

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

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Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..

Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..

Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..

american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha

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The breeze has

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