JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister