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Sub se slow baat
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Sub se slow baat
Sub se slow baat
Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?
Socho.
Or socho.
Ni pta.?.
"ALTAF BHAI."
1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Murder Of EnglisH
Murder Of EnglisH
One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:
today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
maantay hain lahore lahore
Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
if columbus had been a married
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA
Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
Someone wrote to
Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo
Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!
Life is like a drama:
Life is like a drama:
If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)
NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga
2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga
3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga
4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
When U Take My Name
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
Qalam do chaar
Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
World''s Shortest
World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines
"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...
Agar Koi Galti
Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu
Plz
.
.
.
.
Mafi maang lo
Me bht rhm dil hun..
Rukain Abhi Delete mat karye ga.
Rukain
Abhi Delete mat karye ga.
Neechay karain
Or Neechay
Thora Or Neechay
Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->
husband gifted his wife
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace
and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because that was the DEAL ..!
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