Sub se slow baat

Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?

Socho.

Or socho.

Ni pta.?.

"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->

May, 13 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2716 views Funny

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interview with pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

Kuch Bewakuf Log

Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line Parhte Hyn

Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line Parhte Hyn

Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms Parhte Hyn

Par Aap Ne Tou

Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi

Abhi Tak Sms PArh Rahe Ho . . . ;->

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...

SOCHO SOCHO……

BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.

STRANGE NA ..

BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?

- SOCHO Socho

BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE

Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar

Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai: Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi...
Andar Se Awaz Aai: " Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai"
Bihkari: Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai "Chummi" Nhi..

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

''r--._,---------.¤ "-, .c-.-----"""'' / i--'' C__J

''r--._,---------.¤
"-, .c-.-----"""''
/ i--''
C__J

Tere ko tapkane ka nahi,samjhane ka hai.Ajkal tere SMS kahin or jarele....

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,

wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,

naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha.

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

Tum Sari Dunya

Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style

Tumhara Sub Kuch

Sub se HuT ker hy

Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy

ChaL HuT . . . ;->

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