Love:-

Love:-
Love:-


Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
  

May, 15 2010     107 chars (1 sms)     2971 views       Funny

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ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS


Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
You can''t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it


Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne


"Ap"se... =P ;->
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
3 Things That Should Not B Asked..



1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

&

Students %..

It Hurts