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May, 15 2010
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When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.
Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:
Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,
Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein
Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein
Ke Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nhi,
Bijli Gas OiL Bhi Nahi...
Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hein...
Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi
PPP Ki Hukomat Hy? :-(
girlhum kaha ja rah
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
Sardi ka ek Faida hai.
Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple
Garmi nhi lagti.
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,
Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
1st Friend:
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
1 Pathan apna rishta
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
ye keh k pappu ko c
Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja
Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja
Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
my nose
Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)
Police Inspector
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
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