Love:-

Love:-

Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P

May, 15 2010 107 chars (1 sms) 2512 views Funny

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Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

ghareeb ghurba b

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log

Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->

I Feel u Every Day

I Feel u Every Day

I Miss U Every Day

I Enjoy U Every Day

I Love U Every Day

Because

“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->

Pathan 2ble sawari ja

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

moral of the movie g

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->

Wife saw sign board.

Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs.I''ll buy50 sarees.
Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To

A Lawyer Sent An

A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client

With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old

By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His

Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!

miss callen martay h

Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega

Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Guess Karo
Ez Hai

Nahi Pata

It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->

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