Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!