Love:-

Love:-
Love:-


Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
  

May, 15 2010     107 chars (1 sms)     2389 views       Funny

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tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur


aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee
When Pockets Are Full Of Money

Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …



Public Awareness

Pass To All Boyz …


Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->


Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->