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May, 15 2010
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What is common between Allama Iqbal,
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???
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Sardar replied:
"All were born on Government Holidays".
Aj SUNDAY hai
Aj SUNDAY hai
Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.
Beleive me 7 din baad
Phir SUNDAY a jaya ga
Don''t Ignore it Its True.
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen
na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen
kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo
najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....
JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)
Arz Kia Hai
Arz Kia Hai
Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye
Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye
Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar
Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
''__,Δ___ /____,_/ \ .;’;’;., ,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,, Its My House
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,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,,
Its My House
Gift 4u
Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo
Main Road P Reh Lon GA
Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai
dil ke zakhmoon ko g
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
Wife: "1 More Word
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay
Do u belive in BHOOT
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
give a person a fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
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