A husband read

A husband read
A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
  

May, 21 2010     251 chars (2 sms)     2719 views       Funny

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Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?

GUESS
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PAKISTAN

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng


"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"


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What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "
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To Make Your


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Is To Check


The Prices


0f New Car ... !!


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of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
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Baby Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs Ait
DRL FRND =P
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He gave Rs.10/-
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Happy 13th Birthday.
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n keep...

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