A husband read

A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

May, 21 2010 251 chars (2 sms) 2406 views Funny

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bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN

bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''

"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?

ISRO..?

NASA..?

No..

Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

Advantages Ov Load Shedding :

Advantages Ov Load Shedding :

Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...

A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..

Teacher :

Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->

Pathan 2ble sawari ja

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,

Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,

Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,

Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,

Jismey Paani Kam Hay,

Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon

What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?

What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->

Being Single Is So

Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "

Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->

I Saw A Dream Yestrday

I Saw A Dream
Yestrday

-Only U and Me-

We Were Running In A
Garden

Me In The Front And U

Running After Me

&

With d Background Music
Of

VODAFONE ... ;->

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