A husband read

A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

May, 21 2010 251 chars (2 sms) 2497 views Funny

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youn galliyon main m

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->

ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,

ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.

Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D

Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

Mazaaq Mat Urrao

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.

Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)

a sensible proposal

A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!

Sehwag Was Bowling

Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"

Q ???

Umpire Beimaan Tha ???

No ...

Socho...

Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->

Kabhi dost kahte the,

Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
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Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.

Once there was

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Whn V Drink

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

Funny Quote on a married

Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)

baraey meherbani es msg

CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)

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