A husband read

A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

May, 21 2010 251 chars (2 sms) 2305 views Funny

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A Diet Coke

Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.

Mehanti Hoti Hyn

Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn

Kyun k

100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi

Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->

I know U Are So So So

I know

U Are

So So So

BuSy

But

For

3 seconds Think Of Me

1

2

3

Feeling Sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->

Zardari

"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)

1 Chota Munna Boht

1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal

Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"

Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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k
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

During School Days

During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"

Bijli hun main bijli hun,

Bijli hun main bijli hun,
WAPDA ki main titlee hun,
1 ghanty k liye aati hun
2,2 ghanty jati hun,
0oper pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,
Mune ki ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye
Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli hy nakhron waali...

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Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..:-D

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