An old man tottered

An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

May, 21 2010 527 chars (4 sms) 3065 views Funny

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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->

Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD

Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD

A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS

A Passionate Kiss On LIPS

A Romantic Kiss On NECK

But

Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On

Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->

Science Teacher :

Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->

What is love?

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...

Kal ho "aaj" jaisa,

Kal ho
"aaj" jaisa,

Mehal ho
"Taaj" jaisa,

Phool ho
"Gulaab" jaisa,

Aur

Zindagi ke har qadam pe friend ho...
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oye hello,
Friend ho"Mujh" jaisa.

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia

Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia

Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya

Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq

Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->

Roz Roz Ki

Roz Roz Ki
Mulaqaato''n Ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya ...

Laut Ker Aa Jao

Please ...

Main Ne ...

Haan
Main Ne ...

Yaqeen Karo ...

"MORTIEN"
Bujha Diya . . . ;->

Ullu ke pathey

Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey ki aulaad

Saanp ke sapolay

Bhains ke bachray

Bakre ke maimney

Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na

Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???

SoChO !

SoChO !

Aur SoChO !

Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->

Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain

what wud u do

what wud u do if u have to call a crow??

crow-ko-dial :)

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