An old man tottered

An old man tottered
An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
  

May, 21 2010     527 chars (4 sms)     2544 views       Funny

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Is More Safe Then

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When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/


When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
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Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...

Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...

ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
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Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???


Student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


PICHIK ... ;->
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!