An old man tottered

An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

May, 21 2010 527 chars (4 sms) 2095 views Funny

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''Aaj, kal, harpa

''Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.''

Suno Aaj Aftar Me

Suno

Aaj

Aftar Me

Khajoor Bhi Thay

Samose Bhi Thay

Chanay Bhi Thay

Kele Bhi Thay

Saib Bhi Thay

Angoor Bhi Thay

Sharbat Bhi Tha

Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi

Pakoray.....

ALLAMA IQBAL & QUAID-E-AZAM

Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal)

Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab batao benda BABA ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!

You have been warned to slow down,

Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->

mujhay 14 saal ki qaid hui

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

Puppy hi u all i hv one puppy 4

Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai

attention its ve

Attention

It''s Very Important Msg

Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->

Aap ko meri taraf se

Aap ko meri taraf se
.

Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
.

Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA

jis ko main nay

jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.

Husband:u will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?

Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->

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HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D

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