An old man tottered

An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

May, 21 2010 527 chars (4 sms) 2624 views Funny

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