An old man tottered

An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

May, 21 2010 527 chars (4 sms) 2408 views Funny

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Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai...

BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...

!

kaise?
?

?

?

nahi pata?

?

main batao?
?
M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->

Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???

Batao ???

Haar Gaye

Altaf Hussain ... ;->

tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay

Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...

warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain.

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

i am acha

agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....

q k main tow acha hu

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

Ans-SHANTI

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!

mera naam bol kar soya karo,

mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,

aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo

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