An old man tottered

An old man tottered
An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
  

May, 21 2010     527 chars (4 sms)     3315 views       Funny

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LIGHT HY ;->
HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
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KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!
We pronounce
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31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
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Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.
An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->