Sardar got job

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

May, 26 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 1954 views Funny

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''hum mast hain apni

''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''

yeh soch kar paresha

Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :

Student seeing

Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
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apple or blackberry

I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

While Kissing A Girl

Is

Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

I need you....

I need you....

I love u....

I can''t go anywhere without u...

....oh my lovely..

Shoes!
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''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''

Ek shareef admi

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

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