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''Q: Why do most women spend
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''Q: Why do most women spend
''Q: Why do most women spend
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??
Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
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1 pathan cycle sath
1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.
Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.
msge neechay hai....
msge neechay hai....
aur neechay....
aur neechay.....
aur neechay.........
mujhe nahi pata tha k tum aik msge k liyee itna gir sakhtee hoo .......
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
jb koi dost apne dos
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !
ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!
1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor
n the award goes 2
Altaaf Husain ;->
Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w
Software Engineers Striving
To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs
And
The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.
So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
Wife Running After
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?
Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun
Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
aik intahaee educati
Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...
Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,
Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->
Ladkewale:
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!
Q. What''s the difference
Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
.
.
.
.
A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING
-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .
-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .
WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .
BECAUSE............................?
" Empty Things Break Easily "
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