Khila Hua Gulaab

Khila Hua Gulaab

Aur

Laga Hua Julaab

Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->

Moral
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May, 18 2010 142 chars (1 sms) 2619 views Funny

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Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song

Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->

MALLIKA dancing public clapping

MALLIKA dancing
public clapping

Remove top
More claps

Removes bra
More claps

Removes panty
SSSilence

Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.

abrbrshortbrb

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

Americans make a car

Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->

''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha

''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?

"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."

us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???

""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor F

Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..

Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
"+.
.+""+"

WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...

Free Call From Any Network

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

knock knock

Knock knock...

Any1 there?

Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

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Roses specialy 4u...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko

Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"

Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"

Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater

Again twins
MAx & climax

Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd

"Stop & Fullstop"

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Khila Hua Gulaab

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